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jokes, amusing cases and short stories.
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Joke
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Two snakes were crawling along when one snake
asked the other:
-Are we poisonous?
the other replied:
- You're damn right we're poisonous! We're rattle-snakes. Why do you ask?
To which the first replied:
- Because I just bit my tongue.
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If Only Men Would Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is
driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman
leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
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An old man and a young man worked in office next
to each other. The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed
to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.
One day while the older man was away from his desk the young man couldn't
resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts.
When the old man returned the young man felt guilty and confessed to
taking the peanuts.
The old man responded "That's ok since I lost my teeth all I can do
is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms."
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Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when
their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was
looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm
getting a little desperate." "Well, maybe I can help you. What
does your wife look like?" "She's tall, with long hair, long
legs, firm boobs and a tight ass. What's your wife look like?"
"Never mind, let's look for yours!"
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