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    |    Hello, my dear friends!                                      |
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    |    I'm glad to meet you.                                        |
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    |    In these issues you'll find jokes, amusing cases and short   |
    |    stories.                                                     |
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    |    Send your stories.                                           |
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    |    [ http://www.forum.englishhome.ru/viewtopic.php?t=711 ] Joke |
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    |    *****                                                        |
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    |    Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the      |
    |    other:                                                       |
    |    -Are we poisonous?                                           |
    |    the other replied:                                           |
    |    - You're damn right we're poisonous! We're rattle-snakes. Why|
    |    do you ask?                                                  |
    |    To which the first replied:                                  |
    |    - Because I just bit my tongue.                              |
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    |    *****                                                        |
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    |    If Only Men Would Listen                                     |
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    |    A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is|
    |    driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman|
    |    leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"                      |
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    |    The man immediately leans out his window and replies,        |
    |    "BITCH!!"                                                    |
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    |    They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the   |
    |    next                                                         |
    |    corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.     |
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    |    *****                                                        |
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    |    An old man and a young man worked in office next to each     |
    |    other. The young man had noticed that the older man always   |
    |    seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man   |
    |    loved peanuts.                                               |
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    |    One day while the older man was away from his desk the young |
    |    man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate    |
    |    over half the peanuts.                                       |
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    |    When the old man returned the young man felt guilty and      |
    |    confessed to taking the peanuts.                             |
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    |    The old man responded "That's ok since I lost my teeth all I |
    |    can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms."                  |
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    |    *****                                                        |
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    |    Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts  |
    |    collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking   |
    |    for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a|
    |    little desperate." "Well, maybe I can help you. What does    |
    |    your wife look like?" "She's tall, with long hair, long legs,|
    |    firm boobs and a tight ass. What's your wife look like?"     |
    |    "Never mind, let's look for yours!"                          |
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    |    *****                                                        |
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