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Joke
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A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing
a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at
their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be
British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so
beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian
points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told
they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."
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Little Boy: What will communism be like when
perfected?
His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.
Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat?
His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, "No one
needs meat today."
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What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada
User's Manual?
The bus and train timetables.
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During his visit to the States, Putin was
intrigued by a new telephone capable of connecting with hell. He spoke
briefly with the devil, and the call cost him 27 cents. When he came back
home, he found out that this same service was now available in Russia too.
He tried it again and received a bill for $12,000. Putin was distressed.
- How come?! The same call only cost me 27 cents in the US.
- Well, said the operator. Over there it is a local call.
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