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Joke
Going To A Hockey Game...
Three Canadians and three Americans were traveling to a hockey game.
The three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy
only a single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on only one
ticket?", asks an American.
Watch and you'll see," says a Canadian. They all board the train. The
Americans take their respective seats but all three Canadians cram into a
bathroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket
please!" The door opens a crack, a single arm emerges with a ticket
in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans see this and
agree it was quite a clever idea.
So after the game they decide to copy the Canadians on the return trip and
save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket
for the return trip. To their astonishment the Canadians don't buy a
ticket at all.
How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed
American.
"Watch and you'll see," replies a Canadian.
When they board the train the three Americans cram into a bathroom and the
three Canadians cram into another bathroom nearby.
Once the train leaves the station, one of the Canadians leaves and walks
over to the other bathroom where the Americans are hiding, knocks on the
door and says, "Ticket please!"
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