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    |                         Issue number 37                         |
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    |    Hello, my dear friends!                                      |
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    |    In these issues you'll find jokes, amusing cases and short   |
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    |    [http://www.forum.englishhome.ru/viewtopic.php?t=374] Joke   |
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    |     Going To A Hockey Game...                                   |
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    |    Three Canadians and three Americans were traveling to a      |
    |    hockey game.                                                 |
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    |    The three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three  |
    |    Canadians buy only a single ticket. How are the three people |
    |    going to travel on only one ticket?", asks an American.      |
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    |    Watch and you'll see," says a Canadian. They all board the   |
    |    train. The Americans take their respective seats but all     |
    |    three Canadians cram into a bathroom and close the door      |
    |    behind them.                                                 |
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    |    Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes    |
    |    around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and|
    |    says, "Ticket please!" The door opens a crack, a single arm  |
    |    emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and    |
    |    moves on. The Americans see this and agree it was quite a    |
    |    clever idea.                                                 |
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    |    So after the game they decide to copy the Canadians on the   |
    |    return trip and save some money. When they get to the        |
    |    station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To    |
    |    their astonishment the Canadians don't buy a ticket at all.  |
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    |    How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one      |
    |    perplexed American.                                          |
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    |    "Watch and you'll see," replies a Canadian.                  |
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    |    When they board the train the three Americans cram into a    |
    |    bathroom and the three Canadians cram into another bathroom  |
    |    nearby.                                                      |
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    |    Once the train leaves the station, one of the Canadians      |
    |    leaves and walks over to the other bathroom where the        |
    |    Americans are hiding, knocks on the door and says, "Ticket   |
    |    please!"                                                     |
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