The Information Channel Felist.Com -*-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +-----------------------------------------------------------------+ | Short stories | | Issue number 36 | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | 17.March.2006. |[http://englishhome.ru/] http://| | | englishhome.ru | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | Hello, my dear friends! | | | | I'm glad to meet you. | | | | In these issues you'll find jokes, amusing cases and short | | stories. | | | | Send your stories. | | | | [http://www.forum.englishhome.ru/viewtopic.php?t=374] Joke | | | | Here is the kind of conversations that go on in the | | whitehouse on a daily basis : | | | | George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? | | | | Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of | | China. | | | | George: Great. Lay it on me. | | | | Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. | | | | George: That's what I want to know. | | | | Condi: That's what I'm telling you. | | | | George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of | | China? | | | | Condi: Yes. | | | | George: I mean the fellow's name. | | | | Condi: Hu. | | | | George: The guy in China. | | | | Condi: Hu. | | | | George: The new leader of China. | | | | Condi: Hu. | | | | George: The Chinaman! | | | | Condi: Hu is leading China. | | | | George: Now whaddya' asking me for? | | | | Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. | | | | George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? | | | | Condi: That's the man's name. | | | | George: That's who's name? | | | | Condi: Yes. | | | | George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new | | leader of China? | | | | Condi: Yes, sir. | | | | George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was | | in the Middle East. | | | | Condi: That's correct. | | | | George: Then who is in China? | | | | Condi: Yes, sir. | | | | George: Yassir is in China? | | | | Condi: No, sir. | | | | George: Then who is? | | | | Condi: Yes, sir. | | | | George: Yassir? | | | | Condi: No, sir. | | | | George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new | | leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on | | the phone. | | | | Condi: Kofi? | | | | George: No, thanks. | | | | Condi: You want Kofi? | | | | George: No. | | | | Condi: You don't want Kofi. | | | | George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass | | of milk. And then get me the U.N. | | | | Condi: Yes, sir. | | | | George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. | | | | Condi: Kofi? | | | | George: Milk! Will you please make the call? | | | | Condi: And call who? | | | | George: Who is the guy at the U.N? | | | | Condi: Hu is the guy in China. | | | | George: Will you stay out of China?! | | | | Condi: Yes, sir. | | | | George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy | | at the U.N. | | | | Condi: Kofi. | | | | George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the | | phone. | | | | | | | | An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the | | doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to | | have some birth-control pills." | | | | Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, | | "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What | | possible use could you have for birth control pills?" | | | | The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." | | | | The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world| | do birth control pills help you to sleep?" | | | | The woman said, "Simple, I put them in my granddaughter's | | orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night." | | | | | | | | News, advertisements: | | | | New forum | | | | [http://forum.englishhome.ru/viewforum.php?f=7&sid= | | 22dfd89d30170eb8322464dc9a3a123e] Questions about Russia | | All of Russia | | | | [http://forum.englishhome.ru/viewforum.php?f=11&sid= | | 22dfd89d30170eb8322464dc9a3a123e] Russia - Traveling | | Russian Visa, The Rest of Russia, Russian People | | | | | | | | Write to me [mailto:englishhome@englishhome.ru?subject= | | Short_story] englishhome@englishhome.ru?subject=Short_story | | | | My issue [http://felist.com/catalog/rest.funny.shortst] http:| | //felist.com/catalog/rest.funny.shortst | | | | New Mail List: | | | | [http://felist.com/catalog/rest.quest] FAQ about Russia | | | | [http://felist.com/catalog/rest.girl] Russian girl is seeking| | for a partner | | | | Yours Dimetrius. | | | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------------+ -*-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unsubscribe: http://felist.com/member/unsub?grp=rest.funny.shortst&email=e@mail http://felist.com/ mailto:ask@felist.com