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Short stories
Issue number 33

29.06.2005.

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Hello, my dear friends!

I'm glad to meet you.

In these issues you'll find jokes, amusing cases and short stories.

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The funny story.

Thanksgiving Turkey
I was killing a turkey for thanksgiving last year. I had 2 cement blokes with a tub of water sitting on the blocks and had a fire going under the tub. After I chop the birds head off I would dip him into the hot water, witch would allow the feathers to be pulled out easy. I start out wearing shorts and sandals, I grab the bird by his feet, I chop off his head and he starts flapping his big wings and beating me with them, So, I drop the big bird and he is flopping around & flops right under the tub and into the fire. Hes still flapping his wings and throwing red-hot coals all over my legs and feet & the yard.
Now fires are starting all over the yard [because the grass is dry.] I cant get to the bird the yard has got about 10 small fires that are rapidly growing into larger fires. The people that live next door think my house is on fire and call the fire department. By the time the fire truck get to my house Im standing there in the mist of a blacken burnt yard holding the water hose in one hand and a blacken turkey in the other hand. All the firemen had a good laugh that day.

Joke

I Want to Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

 

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