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    |                         Issue number 33                         |
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    |          29.06.2005.           |[http://englishhome.ru/] http://|
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    |    Hello, my dear friends!                                      |
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    |    I'm glad to meet you.                                        |
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    |    In these issues you'll find jokes, amusing cases and short   |
    |    stories.                                                     |
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    |    Send your stories.                                           |
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    |    The funny story.                                             |
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    |    Thanksgiving Turkey                                          |
    |    I was killing a turkey for thanksgiving last year. I had 2   |
    |    cement blokes with a tub of water sitting on the blocks and  |
    |    had a fire going under the tub. After I chop the birds head  |
    |    off I would dip him into the hot water, witch would allow the|
    |    feathers to be pulled out easy. I start out wearing shorts   |
    |    and sandals, I grab the bird by his feet, I chop off his head|
    |    and he starts flapping his big wings and beating me with     |
    |    them, So, I drop the big bird and he is flopping around &    |
    |    flops right under the tub and into the fire. Hes still       |
    |    flapping his wings and throwing red-hot coals all over my    |
    |    legs and feet & the yard.                                    |
    |    Now fires are starting all over the yard [because the grass  |
    |    is dry.] I cant get to the bird the yard has got about 10    |
    |    small fires that are rapidly growing into larger fires. The  |
    |    people that live next door think my house is on fire and call|
    |    the fire department. By the time the fire truck get to my    |
    |    house Im standing there in the mist of a blacken burnt yard  |
    |    holding the water hose in one hand and a blacken turkey in   |
    |    the other hand. All the firemen had a good laugh that day.   |
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    |    I Want to Buy That                                           |
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    |    A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can|
    |    buy the TV in the corner.                                    |
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    |    The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve        |
    |    blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.      |
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    |    The next day she returns to the store and asks the same      |
    |    thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.   |
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    |    Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again,|
    |    to a shade of red.                                           |
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    |    Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she       |
    |    returns and asks a different clerk this time.                |
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    |    To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't   |
    |    serve blondes.                                               |
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    |    The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am|
    |    a blonde?"                                                   |
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    |    The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV |
    |    -- it's a microwave!"                                        |
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