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jokes, amusing cases and short stories.
Send your stories.
The long
story.
The beginning of
the story is in the previous issues or at the Short
Stories
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After which, in happy mood,
Each made merry as he could.
Soon, Danilo saw a light
In the darkness of the night;
Nudged Gavrilo on the sly,
Cunningly, he winked an eye,
Pointed where the light was burning,
Coughed a muffled cough of warning,
After which he scratched his head.
"My-how dark it is," he said.
"If the moon would show her face
Even for a little space,
How much better it would be-
Why, the blindest owl can see
More than us-but stay-look there-
Can you see it? I declare
Something's burning-yes, a fire!
Just the thing that we require!
Listen, now, Vanyusha dear,
Go and fetch some embers here-
For it really slipped my mind,
And I left my flint behind."
To himself says brother Dan:
"May you break your neck, young man!'
Says Gavrilo, "Do I care?"
Lord knows what is burning there.
If a highwayman besets him,
We for ever can forget him."
So our fool, who knew no care,
Climbed upon his horse right there,
Twined its mane around his wrist,
Urged it on with heel and fist,
Shouting out with all his might.
Up his horse rose out of sight.
Then Gavrilo cried in fright:
"Saints be with us all this night!
Save us. Lord, from evil sin-
Say-what devil's under him?"
(to be continued)
First Class
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the
plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she
doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have
a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde
yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first
class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at
this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off;
the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and
goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement
what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her
the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
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