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   Short stories
   
   Issue number 9
   
                              22.04.2001.
   
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                         Contents of the issue:
   
                                [2]Hello
   
                           [3]HOCKEY FISHING
   
                        [4]News, advertisements
   
   
   
     Hello, my dear friends!
     
     I'm glad to meet you.
     
     In these issues you will discover jokes, amusing cases and
     short stories.
     
     
     Short story.
     
     HOCKEY FISHING
     
     A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the
     subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools"
     together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After
     positioning
     her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the
     ice. Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO
     FISH
     UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the
     ice,
     poured a Thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another
     hole.
     Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH
     UNDER THE ICE!" The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down
     to
     the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again
     to
     cut her hole. The voice came once more. "THERE ARE NO FISH
     UNDER
     THE ICE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you,
     Lord?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE
     HOCKEY
     RINK."
     
     
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