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   Short stories
   
   Issue number 7
   
                              04.04.2001.
   
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                         Contents of the issue:
   
                                [2]Hello
   
                            [3]BABY, I'M HOT
   
                        [4]News, advertisements
   
   
   
     Hello, my dear friends!
     
     I'm glad to meet you.
     
     In these issues you will discover jokes, amusing cases and
     short stories.
     
     Short story.
     
     BABY, I'M HOT
     
     Wife: Oh, come on.
     Husband: Leave me alone!
     Wife: It won't take long.
     Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
     Wife: I can't sleep without it.
     Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of
     the night?
     Wife: Because I'm Hot.
     Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
     Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
     Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
     Wife: You don't love me anymore.
     Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
     Wife: (Sob-Sob)
     Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
     Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
     Husband: I can't find it.
     Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
     Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
     Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
     Husband: Is it up far enough?
     Wife: Oh, that's fine.
     Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window
     open, do it yourself.
     
                          News, advertisements:
     
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