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   Short stories
   
   Issue number 4
   
                              19.03.2001.
   
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                         Contents of the issue:
   
                                [2]Hello
   
                             [3]Got The Job
   
                        [4]News, advertisements
   
   
   
     Hello, my dear friends!
     
     I'm glad to meet you.
     
     In these issues you will discover jokes, amusing cases and
     short stories.
     
     
     Short story.
     
     Got The Job
     ===========
     The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in
     to try out
     for the job.
     "Okay, honey," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"
     "Eleven," she replied.
     The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but
     she's right."
     Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with
     the letter
     'T'?".
     "Today and Tomorrow," she replied.
     He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct
     answer that he
     had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who
     killed Abraham
     Lincoln?", asked the sheriff.
     The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought
     really hard for
     a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
     The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go on and work on
     that one for a
     while?"
     So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her
     buds were
     waiting to hear the results of the interview.
     The blonde was overjoyed. "It went great! First day on the job
     and I'm
     already working on a murder case!"
     
     
                          News, advertisements:
     
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