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   Short stories
   
   Issue number 3
   
                              14.03.2001.
   
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                         Contents of the issue:
   
                                [2]Hello
   
                          [3]Foreign Language
   
                        [4]News, advertisements
   
   
   
     Hello, my dear friends!
     
     I'm glad to meet you.
     
     In these issues you will discover jokes, amusing cases and
     short stories.
     
     
     Short story.
     
     Foreign Language
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     A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop
     where two Americans are waiting.
     "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.  The
     two Americans just stare at him.
     "Excusez-moi, parlez vous francais?"  The two continue to
     stare.
     "Parlare italiano?"  No response.
     "Hablan ustedes espanol?"  Still nothing.
     The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
     The first American turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe
     we should learn a foreign language...."
     "Why?" says the other, "That guy knew four languages, and it
     didn't do him any good."
     
     
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