Hello, my dear friends!
I'm glad to meet you.
In
these issues you will discover jokes, amusing cases and short stories.
Short story.
Jesus is watching you
(A humorous anecdote about a little parrot with a big mouth and a burglar with even a
bigger problem.)
This burglar is robbing a house in the middle of the night, and he is searching through
this very dark room with his torch. While he is looking around he hears this voice say
"JESUS is watching you".
He immediately spins around searching frantically for the origin of the voice. As he pans
his torchlight around the room he sees a parrot on a perch in the corner of the room. He
approaches the parrot and asks "Did you just say something to me?"
The parrot responds "Yes, I did.... JESUS is watching you."
The burglar is astounded by the parrots ability to converse, and he asks the unique bird
it's name. The parrot tells the man "My name is Dennis". The burglar appears
puzzled and says, "Gee, Dennis is a very unusual name for a parrot."
And the parrot replies, "Well, Jesus is a very unusual name for a ROTTWEILLER!"
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