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   Short stories
   
   Issue number one
   
                              01.03.2001.
   
                       [1]http://mymonkey.boom.ru
   
                        Contents of the issue: 
   
                                [2]Hello
   
                          [3]I call mine "Sex"
   
                        [4]News, advertisements 
   
   
   
     Hello, my dear friends!
     
     I'm glad to meet you.
     
     In these issues you will discover jokes, amusing cases and
     short stories.
     
     
     Short story.
     
     Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine
     "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went
     to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would
     like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one
     too." Then I said, "but this is a dog." He said he didn't care
     what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've
     had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been
     quite a kid!
     
     When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog
     with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my
     wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said that every
     room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand,
     Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too".
     
     One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
     began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was
     just standing there, looking around. I told him I had planned
     to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold
     my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had
     hoped to have sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.
     
     When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for
     custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was
     married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after
     I was married, Sex left me. He said "Me too."
     
     Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town
     for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing
     in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I am
     looking for Sex."
     
     
                          News, advertisements:
     
     Find new messages at Penpal Club on my Web site.
     
     If you wish to find penpals you may place your advertisement in
     this issue or take advantage of the Penpal Club on my Web
     site. Just send your message to
     [5]mymonkey@list.ru?subject=advertize in issue or to
     [6]mymonkey@list.ru?subject=in club of acquaintances
     
     
               Write to me [7]mymonkey@list.ru?subject=English
     
                 My web site: [8]http://mymonkey.boom.ru
     
                             Your Dimetrius.
     
           Design: Kazmina Svetlana ([9]sweta@vttc.donpac.ru)

References

   1. http://mymonkey.boom.ru/
   2. file:./letter-13917.autotext.html#aa
   3. file:./letter-13917.autotext.html#bb
   4. file:./letter-13917.autotext.html#dd
   5. mailto:mymonkey@list.ru?subject=advertizeinissue
   6. mailto:mymonkey@list.ru?subject=inclubofacquaintances
   7. mailto:mymonkey@list.ru?subject=English
   8. http://mymonkey.boom.ru/
   9. mailto:sweta@vttc.donpac.ru
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